Meet the new Hardy Boys

http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117959348.html?categoryid=13&cs=1

Twentieth Century Fox has set Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise to play sleuths in "The Hardy Men," a Shawn Levy-directed action comedy based on mystery series "The Hardy Boys."
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The plot: The Hardy boys, once wunderkind youth sleuths, have grown up. Long estranged, they’re brought together to solve one last case.

 

I am first in line! No sarcasm font required.

 

I love the idea, though I'm not big on Tom Cruise. What about Vince Vaughn as a hard-drinking, worn-down-by-life Frank? And isn't Joe a blonde? I wonder if they'll get Franklin W. Dixon to adapt the script.

 

I think I'd rather see a movie about the reunion of the wrestling Hardy Boys.

 

This will be brutal, just fucking brutal.

 

I thought this might be a wrestling thread.

 

Two predictions:

1, Will Ferrell turns up in a funny cameo or unbilled part.

2, All the funny stuff will be in the trailer.

That said, I'll add it to my Netflix queue.

 

You have a mattitude, dude.

 

Good God, what a horrible movie idea.

 

This will either be funny as hell or an utter pile of shit. There won't be any middle ground.

 

Who's going to play stout friend Chet Morton and drive the jalopy?

 

Which one married Nancy Drew?