Meet the lovely Beatrice, Princess of York

I dunno drunk and rich is not a bad combo.

 

But drunk, rich and vomit-covered, not so much.

 

Looks like the 'vomit' is actually a reflection of the flash off the blue sequins.

 

Not vomit-covered, vomit-flecked. Give a princess a break, tres.

 

You may be right, goal.

 

That cutline has to be wrong. Her dad must be Billy Joel.

 

Fifth in line to the throne!

 

That's not such a bad waited at a crowded club.

 

"Honey, drunk, rich and vomit-covered is no way to go through life."

 

He disagrees.

 

Sales of a DVD of that would likely cover all of her bar tab.

 

Drank a fifth in line to the throne, I'd say.
(Thank you. Thank you all very much)