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Measure twice, cut your corpse once

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jul 14, 2009.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    South Carolina funeral home has its license suspended after sawing the legs off a 6-foot-7 corpse to make it fit in the casket. Naturally, the undertaker just chucked the legs in the coffin alongside the body. I suppose he hated to waste good legs.
    Couldn't they just have gotten a bigger casket? Or cut out little foot holes in the end of it?

  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    "Lt. Dan! You've got new legs!"
  3. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    At least they didn't saw off the head ...
  4. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    Geez, punish a man for having ingenuity.
  5. ColbertNation

    ColbertNation Member

    I especially enjoyed the line about the "suspected truncation."
  6. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    S.C. is the new Wisconsin.
  7. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    I thought the secret to this trick was that there are fake legs sticking out on the other end. The Amazing Kreskin this guy aint.
  8. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member


    They didn't eat the legs.
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