Me, a safety pin, a box of High Life......

Chef2 · Aug 21, 2014

Edit: Found the toe thread.

Buck · Aug 21, 2014

Chef said:

You would have thought after the toe, razor blade fiasco, I would have learned a valuable lesson with regards to doctors.

Think again.

Ate pizza at work yesterday, and it was the hottest pizza (temperature) I have ever eaten. So, hour or so later, I noticed a little bump, sore, whatever starting to form on my tongue. These appear frequently when I burn my tongue.

So.....after getting off late from work, I rush home and change; We were watching TT @ OU at one of my wife's relatives. Dropped by the store, picked up some High Life....6 or 7 beers later, I look at my lovely wife, and ask her to look at my tongue....."LAAAAAAAA"

She looks at it, rolls her eyes, and says "Why don't you just go pop it?"

At this point, Leach and the Raidas are getting pounded on by a million.....I go off into the kitchen, find a safety pin.

I then retire to a nearby restroom to begin my surgery.

I stick my tongue out, start trying to get the top of the thing off so I may be able to squeeze out the stuff.

That failed.

The pin just kept grazing the top.

No puncture, nothing.

So, I muster up the courage to just stab it.

Thun uv a bith, that phukking huwt.

I let out a blood-curdling yelp, and my wife comes back and says "What the hell are you doing?"

" I with thwing to get the thing off my thung"

She just rolls her eyes and starts laughing.

But......the thing on my tongue is slowly going away.
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Was it ever pointed out that thing on your would have slowly gone away anyway, with no interference?

Chef2 · Aug 21, 2014

Buck said:

Chef said:

You would have thought after the toe, razor blade fiasco, I would have learned a valuable lesson with regards to doctors.

Think again.

Ate pizza at work yesterday, and it was the hottest pizza (temperature) I have ever eaten. So, hour or so later, I noticed a little bump, sore, whatever starting to form on my tongue. These appear frequently when I burn my tongue.

So.....after getting off late from work, I rush home and change; We were watching TT @ OU at one of my wife's relatives. Dropped by the store, picked up some High Life....6 or 7 beers later, I look at my lovely wife, and ask her to look at my tongue....."LAAAAAAAA"

She looks at it, rolls her eyes, and says "Why don't you just go pop it?"

At this point, Leach and the Raidas are getting pounded on by a million.....I go off into the kitchen, find a safety pin.

I then retire to a nearby restroom to begin my surgery.

I stick my tongue out, start trying to get the top of the thing off so I may be able to squeeze out the stuff.

That failed.

The pin just kept grazing the top.

No puncture, nothing.

So, I muster up the courage to just stab it.

Thun uv a bith, that phukking huwt.

I let out a blood-curdling yelp, and my wife comes back and says "What the hell are you doing?"

" I with thwing to get the thing off my thung"

She just rolls her eyes and starts laughing.

But......the thing on my tongue is slowly going away.
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Was it ever pointed out that thing on your would have slowly gone away anyway, with no interference?
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Yes. But I was well on my way to getting fairly drunk watching Texas Tech get buttholed by Oklahoma. A momentary lapse of judgment to be sure.

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