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Me, a safety pin, a box of High Life......

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Nov 23, 2008.

  1. No, I wouldn't ship it across town, let alone to South Africa. Miller in general is piss water.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    From here on out, any Kansas dateline in a story about a fatal one-person home accident is going to make my heart skip a beat.
     
  3. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Thread titles that dead Chef will never be able to send:
    --Me, a Chainsaw and a Bottle of Jack
    --Me, a Torch and a Jug of Everclear
    --Me, a Sander and a Thermos of Coffee
     
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Why can't your thread titles be happy, like, "Me, a pound of blow and a trio of hookers"?
     
  5. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Was before you got here.
     
  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    UPDATE!-

    The canker is gone.

    Hurt like a son of a bitch for a couple of days, but the little bastard finally widdled its way down to nothing.

    The steady diet of Miller High Life helped immensely.
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    You know what's great, Chef? If you had not screwed around with it, the thing would have subsided in a couple days anyway.
     
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Liar.
     
  9. The Granny

    The Granny Guest

    It would almost seem like destiny, wouldn't it? Scottish Highlanders would sing songs of his feats right here, on this very Web site.
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Fair enough.
     
  11. Tommy_Dreamer

    Tommy_Dreamer Well-Known Member

    Funny thing is I've often done such stupidity to canker sores on my toungue. I have since awoken to new knowledge.
     
  12. Chef2

    Chef2 Well-Known Member

    I went back and looked for the toe, razor blade thread, but couldn't find it.

    I instead found this little gem.

    Enjoy.
     
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