Me, a safety pin, a box of High Life......

Fixed.

 

Chef,

Next time you get an idea like this maybe post a thread first and ask what SJ nation thinks about another at-home surgery.

 

You tried to kill a canker? Bwahahahahahahaha.

 

You can't kill them, you can only hope to contain them

 

Chef.

Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm starting to think you're a moron.

 

I'm really starting to wonder about you Chef. One of these days, one of your self-performed surgeries is going to do you in. I must admit that I am amused.

 

Don't get any ideas about using a safety pin and beer to fix that Saturn, CC. These and MacGyver's roll of duct tape won't be enough.

 

Fan-fucking-tastic.

 

Nah, the beer is for drinking, to take the edge of having to pull over and look under the hood.

 

Hey, I wouldn't drink the High Life even if I was stranded in the middle of the Sahara for a week.

 

Don't ship that Saturn to Africa to find out for yourself, eh?

 

OK, well, then a drinkable beer.