Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide

Don't call me a dick just cuz you're using navigator ...

 

Re: Me, a 12-pack of Coors, a razor and a bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide--UPDATE

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MOTHER-FUCKER, THIS THING IS STUBBORN.

Polished off the beer. Started on the Hot Damn.

Feeling no pain at the moment.

Got around the outside of the corn. Made 3 small incisions around the head of the corn......gave her a big old squeeze, and out comes a plethora of blood and puss.

After reading some suggestions on here, I'll soak the rest of it in warm water, and get the rest of it.

More updates as they become available, or as much as my consciousness will allow.

 

Good golly, Miss Molly.

 

Way to man up, Chef.

It's a little too late to tell you about pumice stones, so keep drinking and kill that fucker.

 

This could be a good reality show: Home Surgery.

 

I guess there's no point in mentioning Dr Scholls products at this point either, huh?

 

I got a little ill reading that description.

 

Firefox, motherfucker.

 

On the contrary! This sounds like a perfectly wise decision. Let us know how this drunken operation turns out!

 

Forget it, he's rolling.

 

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Did not need that image. Yech.

 

Couldnt you atleast have doc help?