McRibs...

...just aren't as good after back-to-back Big Macs. In fact, it was pretty gross.

Just in case you were wondering.

 

McNasty

 

I love McRibs (sans onions).
Yes, I'm mentally ill.

 

So wait. You ate TWO Big Macs and still shoved down a McRib?

I've seen you, PO. I think those three sandwiches combined might weigh more than you. How in the hell?

 

I tried the McUltimate last week on a dare!

One McRib topped with two cheeseburger patties and six chicken nuggets

Honestly, it wasn't awful. The crunchy nuggets made it pretty darn tasty.

 

Uni that makes me gag to think about it. How can you even get your mouth around a sandwich that big?

 

I just threw up.

 

Well, I've only had McDonalds twice since the "pie tasting incident." But, I needed a couple of Big Macs...and decided at the last second to tack on a McRib. I already have to poop.

 

HAHAHAH I forgot about the pie being you.

 

Wait...what?

Why do you hate sentence structure, IJAG?

 

Because you're tasty?

(I'm kind of in a non-proofing mood today. I'm going to go buy some stuff, make a buttload of tacos and drink a lot tonight. Been one of those days.)

 

I suggest two Big Macs and a McRib...wait, no I don't.