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McGriddles Girl sighting

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by FishHack76, Mar 7, 2007.

  1. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    I'd swim naked through a cesspool in Macon, Ga., for fun.
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    The B-52 being Fred Schneider, you hope.
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    This thread has been funny.

    I have an artist's rendition of the future kid, when Hammer Pants changes his minds and decides to fornicate with her:

  4. wickedwritah

    wickedwritah Guest

    Quote of the Year nominee.
  5. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    I second that. I am still laughing at the entire 747-between-the-eyes-B-52-on-my-cock exchange.
  6. Cosmo

    Cosmo Well-Known Member

    This thread is hysterical. Next thing I know you'll be telling me there's a member of this message board who enjoys pleasures of the flesh with cretaceans.
  7. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    Hey there. What's your name?

  8. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Thanks, but that's one love shack I never want to be in, if you catch my drift.
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    This may be the single-funniest thread in the history of SportsJournalists.com.

    Comedy gold.
  10. If I'm not misaken, far-apart eyes is a sign of fetal alcohol syndrome.

    Maybe DocTalk can confirm that. (I heard it once while driving through rural Nebraska).
  11. CHETtheJET

    CHETtheJET Member

    pure inspired comedy genius, well done boys.
  12. pressboxer

    pressboxer Active Member

    OUTING ALERT: Hammer Pants is Tom Brady!!!!!!!
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