McDonald's breakfast menu, ranked

Sausage McGriddle if I'm at McDonald's. It's pretty much the only thing I like there. But Hardee's/Carl's Jr. has a wider variety of things I'll eat. At the one here locally, though, the quality of the biscuits can be hit-or-miss.

I've tried Taco Bell breakfast once. It wasn't great ... wasn't terrible. I don't think it would be the first place I'd pick but I wouldn't say no if someone else wanted to go.

 

The top top top top seed in fast food breakfast is the Boberry biscuit from Bojangles. I'd pay several dollars for there to be a Bojangles within 10 miles of my house.

 

I have never been brave enough to try a bagel at McD's. I like the round egg on the McMuffin. Hate those folded scrambled eggs.

Dairy Queen has pretty good biscuits and if the location has country ham, that's a plus. They also have smoothies to pretend to eat heathy.

And if you eat breakfast at DQ, you feel like a Larry McMurtry character.

 

McDonald's biscuits are surprisingly good.

 

I think Richmond, Exit 89, is as far north as I've seen them.

 

One in DC. One in Harrisonburg. Five in Maryland.

The one in Oxon Hill is tantilizingly close to my work. If I weren't in a carpool with three other dummies, I'd likely stop there 3-4 days a week on my way in.

 

I've never been impressed with Bojangles.

 

Bojangles can be hit or miss, depending on how busy they are. But when they hit...mmmmmmm seasoned fries. Though I always seem to get a teeth-cracking fry in there somewhere.

 

Meh. That teeth-cracking fry's only been in the bottom of the fryer for 9 months!

 

Then you're an alien. I don't know what else to tell you.

 

Popeyes 10X> Bojangles.