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May I recommend the two-gallon can?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Nov 5, 2007.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    OK, when going to help a friend who has stranded herself by running her Volvo 660 out of gas, be sure you get the two-gallon gas can instead of the one-gallon gas can at the service station. Because then when you fill the Volvo 660 up with two gallons of gas instead of one gallon of gas, it might start, and then you won't think something besides running out of gas did in your car!
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    Anyone care to translate that one to English?
  3. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I tried but came up with nothing.
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    I got nothin'.
  5. dawgpounddiehard

    dawgpounddiehard Active Member

    Um... women are bad drivers? Ladies, the 'E' stands for empty. When the little stick points toward that 'E' it's time to stop off at BP.
  6. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I thought this thread was gonna be a plug for the Costco-sized can of Whoopass.

  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I read it three times. I feel dumber now, and that's tough.
  8. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Is Fosters getting cocky?

    Love those Aussies.
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I ran out of gas one time and had to buy a one-gallon can from a gas station for $11.

    I'll be passing that fucker down to my grandchildren.
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I need to run TSP's post through Babelfish.

    Since college, I had never run out of gas once — that is, until the gauge fucked up on my truck and I ended up coasting off the interstate in Natchitoches last year. (The gauge is still fucked up — I'm not dropping $800 to pull my gas tank and replace the sensor — and I watch my odometer closely.)
  11. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    Gauge in my car doesn't work anymore.

    No biggie.

    Fill up when trip meter hits about 430-450.

    Short of being stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic for hours, there is really no excuse for running out of gas.
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    does TSP come with subtitles?
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