Maxim's Top 5 "unsexiest" women

That's pretty much every mag, Arnold. GQ used to have some fantastic articles sandwiched betwee the 742-pages of ads. Now? They've dumbed it down to a buncha' frat boy top-5 lists and maybe three good articles if you're lucky.

 

GQ has taken a dive, but it produced decades of good work. Its current malaise might just be part of a cycle -- Esquire got really bad but has pulled out of its nosedive -- but Maxim didn't establish enough of a track record to excuse what it has become. It's just a flameout.

 

Not sure if I'd go that far, but she definitely doesn't deserve to be on anyone's "unsexiest" list.

 

By the way, if those barely grown-up frat boys at Maxim had any balls or brains, their top 5 "unsexiest" would be made of Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, Pamela Lee, Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice) and Jenna Jameson.

 

Agreed. But the fact she is not funny makes her even uglier to me.

 

If you're over 25 and read Maxim, then it's time to step away and assess your life. Graduate to Esquire, GQ or some other mag that doesn't have some half-nude woman from MTV or some low-rated CW show on its cover.

 

Said the guy with a half-nude woman and the words "she's got legggss......" in his avatar.

 

Ellen DeGeneres = Elway La Femme.

 

The Bible of Fratboy Nation.

 

Rosie's a woman?

 

smoking

 

And the second is on me.

BTW: the 9 fake athlete drinks are pretty funny. Case in point: Joe Theisman Snapple. Now with more bone marrow!