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Maxim's Top 5 "unsexiest" women

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by EStreetJoe, Oct 28, 2007.

  1. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member


    and the article in Maxim:

    There's a borderline NSFW picture of Britney Spears in the article (all depends if you think her 2007 VMA outfit is SFW or NSFW)

    Their list:
    5. Brittney Spears
    4. Madonna
    3. Sandra Oh
    2. Amy Winehouse
    1. Sarah Jessica Parker

    Some of the reasons on the Maxim website are pretty funny.
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Am not awake enough to look, but I know this is a D_B
  3. Highway 101

    Highway 101 Active Member

    Get some coffee Slappy.

    Or maybe a Bloody Mary depending on your activities last night!
  4. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    First time I'm seeing this list. Can't say I disagree with it at all. Family Guy pretty much summed up SJP perfectly: "She looks like a foot."
  5. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Paging Double Down...:D
  6. pallister

    pallister Guest

    This thread begs for the use of the phrase "horse countenance."
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Britney Spears: not unsexy. Still pretty damn hot.
  8. Brittney is debatable. Three years ago, definitely not. Now - taking into account all her baggage... yeah, I can see it.

    I'd say Maxim nailed it... 'specially on Sandra Oh!
  9. Here's my additions:
    Renee Zellweger - I'm not really sure if she just chomped into a Crybaby jawreaker or is making a "fish face."
    Reese Witherspoon - Hello moon chin!
    Helen Hunt - You could show a Cinemascope movie on that forehead. She kinda has man 'brows, too.
    Carmen Electra - I somehow get the feeling she's had more bands inside her than Madison Square Garden.
    Shakira - She looks like a cross between a merkat and a Monchichi.
    Mena Suvari - The second coming of Helen Hunt. Fried egg tits doesn't help either.
    Danika Patrick - I'll say it: She's not that hot.
    Hayden Panettiere - Another one I don't get. Must be the "barely legal" factor.
  10. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    This came up on another thread and was pretty summarily dismissed.

  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I agree with Hunt and Zellweger and could go either way on Suvari. I would do some dirty things to Reese Witherspoon, however.
  12. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Any unsexiest women list that doesn't include Sandra Bernhard and Rosie O'Donnell is not a list.
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