Maxim's 12 least-funniest comedians ever

I really didn't need to see that butt-ugly skank Sandra Bernhard again.

 

Jay Leno should have been on that list just for the fucking whore he became when he first started guest-hosting the Tonight Show. Leno's appearances on Letterman used to be something to look forward to. Now Leno is a walking anti-humor machine.

 

Jimmy Fallon.

From his SNL stint to shit movies about cab rides/Red Sox fandom, I've never found the guy worth even a snicker.

 

True story. These things burn a hole in your memory you can't erase: My first month at college in my freshman year, I'm a free man so I get a Playboy subscription. I used the credit card Dad said was "just for emergencies." I get the first issue, quickly sneak it from my PO Box into my book bag -- because everyone knows a magazine in a brown wrapper can mean just one thing, right? Get back to my room, pop open a beer, and break it out of the wrap. The back is facing me. I open it and the first thing I see is a picture of a naked Sandra Bernhard painted in gold metallic paint. Yuck!!!! What a buzzkill.

 

OMFG - Beer would have been spewed all over the mag, ruining what little redeeming quality was left.

Bernhard didn't just fall out of the ugly tree - she hit every limb on the way down.

The thought of that tramp naked will haunt me the rest of the day.

 

Wow, Joe Rogan thinks Mencia sucks, there's a credible source. :
There's only one thing I've seen Rogan do well in, and that's in a show where he was surrounded by much more talented people. (I think we all know what show that was).

And to segue, my nomination would have to be Doug Stanhope. Obviously, he's not on the Maxim list because he's not famous enough (thank god). It was bad enough seeing him and Rogan accelerating the downfall of "The Man Show," but hearing him on the XM comedy channel is pure torture; whenever, I see his name on the screen, I find something, anything, else.

 

Aw, come on, I can't be the only one who sees the irony in this statement.

 

Sandra Bernhard looks like a snake. Matter of fact, there used to be a porno star named Viper who looked the same way. She starred in Loads of Fun I and II.

 

As is one without Pauly Shore ...

 

Doubledown is 100 percent right ... and .... yes ... I won't argue this.

 

I know many people like/love Robin Williams. I don't like him.
Manicly building one tangent upon another doesn't work for me. Just not my taste.
My list was assembled on work their work as comedians/comedienes, not as comic actors.
Williams has done one or two movies I liked — 'Moscow on the Hudson' and 'The Fisher King' — that I liked.

 

That Bob Saget was not on this list, let alone near the top, completely voids it of any meaning in my mind. He's so bad I actually get angry when he comes on.