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Maurice Clarett... wait it gets better

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Freelance Hack, Aug 17, 2006.

  1. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

  2. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Does this guy live more than another year?
     
  3. Oz

    Oz Active Member

    Yes, if only because he's going to jail soon and won't be let out in public, vices nearby.
     
  4. beefncheddar

    beefncheddar Guest

    Saw ESPN's headline and thought you couldn't come up with anything more outlandish if you put a bunch of words in a hat and pulled them out one by one.
     
  5. zimbabwe

    zimbabwe Active Member

    As a Jew, I must say it is nice to see my people getting along with African Americans.
     
  6. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    His lawyer's name is Mango?


    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA




    Ha.
     
  7. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Bu.. bu... but.... no one can resist MANGO...

    [​IMG]
     
  8. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

  9. Ben Bernanke

    Ben Bernanke Guest

    Could we have the winner of the Johnnie Cochran/OJ Simpson creative fiction award for 2006?
     
  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Was this Clarett story pulled directly from the SportsJournalists.com 2006 Summer Novel?
     
  11. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Is his lawyer's name Terry Haute?
     
  12. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Maybe he was trying to get undercover and infiltrate some American Hezbollah groups for the Israeli mob.
     
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