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Mark your calendars- 4/12/39 is the day I'll die ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Write-brained, Mar 1, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Do you have a good stereo system? I haven't had one since high school. I mean, as long as your wife doesn't mind.
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Jerry: You know, I was wondering. You know that Black Hawks jacket you have?
    George: Oh, sure, my Black Hawks jacket. I love my Black Hawks jacket.
    Jerry: Well, you know, I was thinking - if things don't exactly work out..
    George: Well, it wouldn't fit you. The sleeves are too short.
    Jerry: No, I tried it on. It fits good.
    George: Well, I didn't really think about what I was gonna do with all..
    Jerry: Well, you know ...
    GEORGE: Well, OK.
    Jerry: Oh, and ... do you think it would be alright if I called Susan Davis?
    George: Susan Davis? Hey, wait a second..
    Jerry: Well, it's not like we'd be bumping into you.
    Geroge: I don't know ... you and Susan Davis?
    Jerry: You know, if your future was a little more certain..
    George: OK, go ahead. Call her, get married, have babies, have a great life. What do I care? I'm finished.
     
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    And Preppy thought he was a gallon of milk.

    I get 80-some years outta this place. Not to bad as far as I'm concerned. 8.25.64
     
  4. Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell

    Ronnie "Z-Man" Barzell Active Member

    January 6, 2052
     
  5. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Thursday, September 27, 2074

    I can handle that.
     
  6. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    the theme song for this thread
     
  7. king cranium maximus IV

    king cranium maximus IV Active Member

    2072. i'll be 90.
     
  8. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    Sadistic HH died on March 4, 1993 :'(

    Pessimistic HH dies on Jan. 10, 2010
    Normal HH dies on March 4, 2029
    Optimistic HH dies on April 7, 2040

    If optimistic HH could lose 50 pounds, he'd make it until May 23 (my birthday), 2051

    I think I have a plan ...
     
  9. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    If I choose "optimisitic" it adds 18 years to my life.

    OooooK.
     
  10. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    8/4/2072, 26 days shy of my 98th birthday. With my dad's side of the family having a pair of centurians and grandparents that are 94 and 95 that sounds about right.
     
  11. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    August 12, 2072. Meaning I'll be just short of my 95th birthday. I'm not seeing it.

    However, I am naturally optimistic, so I live in hope.
     
  12. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

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