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Mariners treat their fans to garbage

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Mar 25, 2011.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The Mariners, no longer content to simply play like garbage, are planning to give some away this season. Yes, that's right. Come on down to Safeco Field for compost night at the ballpark! Green up your yard! Help the environment! Smell just like the players do after a 15-inning marathon on a 90-degree day!

  2. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    How many fans will go home saying "Hey, there's chunks of the bullpen in mine"?
  3. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    "Wait. Is this a human bone?"
  4. zebracoy

    zebracoy Guest

    This has to be a news-side story, because that's the only way someone can explain this:

  5. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    It would shock you how many people are probably very excited about this. Here in the Midwest, with the coming spring comes lots of excited talk about compost and mulch piles.
  6. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    I wasn't shocked when I read the thread title. After all, Milton Bradley's been treating them like garbage since last year.
  7. murphyc

    murphyc Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but this idea stinks.
  8. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Might as well. The Pirates have been treating its fans to it for 18 years.
  9. dmc

    dmc Guest

    Wow, you all don't know much about compost do you?
  10. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    There's nothing like baseball shit.
  11. btm

    btm Member

    We have a winner
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The Mariners may be just as close to winning the AL West as the Rangers, given Texas' issues in middle relief with O'Day, Ogando and the Golden Girls (Oliver and Rhodes).
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