Marge vs. the Monorail: The best Simpsons ever?

"I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut."

 

Does anyone want to switch seats?

 

I'm pretty partial to the one with George Bush the Elder, as well.

The Gerald Ford ending is priceless.

But my favorite is probably still the softball episode.

Mattingly! Shave those sideburns!

 

And the escalator to nowhere. "Whoa!" "Ahh!" "Hey!"

 

Of the Sideshow Bob episodes, I'd put "Cape Feare" at the top to the list.

 

The complete list

 

Marge, did you hear that? She called me a baboon. A baboon. The harriest, smelliest, ugliest animal ever.

 

By far the best. I'm sure if that one showed up right now I'd call it the best Simpsons ever.

Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
No problem.
Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
[stares blankly] [to other agent] I think he's talking to YOU.

 

Marge vs. the Monorail? Great. A classic.

Homer vs. the Beer Baron? We have a winner.

 

"I'll get you Beer Baron!"
"No you won't!"
"Yes I will!"
"Dohhhhhh."

 

"The Lemon of Troy" is up there for me, when the boys cross the line into Shelbyville.

"Your name is Milhouse, too?"
"So this is what its like when doves cry."

 

What about us brain dead slobs?

You'll be given cushy jobs.

You rang?

Hank: Homer, you're halfway home to having your dream. They're not the Dallas Cowboys, but...

Homer: The Denver Broncos? Oh man.

Marge: What's wrong with the Denver Broncos?

Homer: Oh Marge, you just don't understand football.