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Marge vs. the Monorail: The best Simpsons ever?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    "I shouldn't have stopped for that haircut."
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Does anyone want to switch seats?
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I'm pretty partial to the one with George Bush the Elder, as well.

    The Gerald Ford ending is priceless.

    But my favorite is probably still the softball episode.

    Mattingly! Shave those sideburns!
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    And the escalator to nowhere. "Whoa!" "Ahh!" "Hey!"
  5. WazzuGrad00

    WazzuGrad00 Guest

    Of the Sideshow Bob episodes, I'd put "Cape Feare" at the top to the list.
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    The complete list
  7. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Marge, did you hear that? She called me a baboon. A baboon. The harriest, smelliest, ugliest animal ever.
  8. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    By far the best. I'm sure if that one showed up right now I'd call it the best Simpsons ever.

    Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
    No problem.
    Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
    [stares blankly] [to other agent] I think he's talking to YOU.
  9. Bucknutty

    Bucknutty Member

    Marge vs. the Monorail? Great. A classic.

    Homer vs. the Beer Baron? We have a winner.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    "I'll get you Beer Baron!"
    "No you won't!"
    "Yes I will!"
  11. TyWebb

    TyWebb Well-Known Member

    "The Lemon of Troy" is up there for me, when the boys cross the line into Shelbyville.

    "Your name is Milhouse, too?"
    "So this is what its like when doves cry."
  12. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    What about us brain dead slobs?

    You'll be given cushy jobs.

    You rang?

    Hank: Homer, you're halfway home to having your dream. They're not the Dallas Cowboys, but...

    Homer: The Denver Broncos? Oh man.

    Marge: What's wrong with the Denver Broncos?

    Homer: Oh Marge, you just don't understand football.
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