Marcia Brady on "Today" show right now

Damn. Maureen McCormick is one nice-looking 52-year-old.

 

sex for drugs, how un-brady-like.

 

She doesn't look a day over 40, though, drugs and all.

 

Relationships with Steve Martin and Michael Jackson? Hijinks at the Playboy Mansion?

http://tv.yahoo.com/the-brady-bunch/show/29238/news/urn:newsml:tv.eonline.com:20081013:63449

This may be something I have to pick up.

 

Yeah. but sex for coke is biiiig turnoff.
I'll pass.

Right now what's worse: sex for coke or whoring your soul for profit via book sales?

 

I can't decide if she was pathetic or if I felt sorry for her.

And the whole syphillis thing? Yucko...

 

She had "rehab stints galore" and nobody knew about it? That's unusual.

 

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/10/15/2008-10-15_i_wanted_greg_to_take_my_virginity_sez_b.html

Here's the line that made me spit my coffee on the train platform this morning:

She describes being nicknamed "Hoover," and doing everything from coke to Quaaludes to mushrooms.

 

hmmmm....maybe it wasn't a football that caused this:

 

"It's always Marcia, Marcia Marcia!"

 

'Come on, Marcia. Let's go into Alice's bedroom while she's at Sam's butcher shop and I'll show you my salami.'

 

On a very special Brady ...
Marcia blows cousin Oliver so she can take his allowance for drug money.