Marathon woman

http://www.abcactionnews.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=13ab542d-c01e-40d6-be49-66e8c134c4cc

LAKELAND, FL -- A Polk County school teacher has been charged with sexually assaulting four students in a series of incidents that have been going on since last summer.

Stambaugh Middle School science teacher Danielle Jones was arrested this morning. Jones has taught at Stambaugh for seven years. She has refused to talk to deputies and has requested an attorney. The 32-year-old teacher was led to a sheriff's squad car to go to jail shortly before 1:00 this afternoon.

Polk County Sheriff Grady Judd said today, "It's painfully obvious to us that she's a pedophile."

Judd says two of the victims are former students of Jones. The others are a friends and a cousin of the student victims. They ranged in age between 14 and 16 years old.

The sheriff says the five would communicate over Myspace. Judd says Jones refered the victims as "her boys," in 50 pages of emails seized through a search warant.

Judd said, at a lunchtime news conference, Jones would have threesomes with some of the victims. One victim told detectives Jones had sex with two boys ten times in one night. There were a total of five different sexual meetings, according to deputies. In each case, Jones would allegedly pick the victims up and drive them to her house for the liasons.

Jones was suspended from Stambaugh Middle School in Auburndale on May 16th, when school officials became aware of the charges. Deputies began their investigation that day.

 

You know, I wish you would just stop. Your one-trick pony act really adds nothing to the board.

 

Fuck trophies deserve our attention, too.

 

Thank you, cadet.

 

If you follow the link there's a slideshow, and two more photos of, um, this person. I was hard up in high school, too, but I'm with the bear.

 

No way did that chick run in any marathons.

 

Yeah, she did a marathon or more . . . back and forth from the couch to the fridge during Oprah and Dr. Phil commercials must add up to a 26.2 miles after a month or so.

 

Well said, Cadet. Too bad it'll never happen...