Mandarin Chinese speaker to cover Indians games

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/etc/330717324.html

You will be paid watching Indians games. You need to speak Chinese mandarin fluently, understand baseball rules and go to the games. You will be reporting scores of the game through the phone in Chinese mandarin. Tickets and/or other expenses are covered plus $25 per hour compensation and periodic merit bonus.

 

And you need to be good enough to work for the Plain Dealer, dammit.

 

And you must know the difference between Asian and Oriental......

 

That's the beauty -- you DON'T!!

 

Ace. This job is so YOU!
Your posts are basically Mandarin anyway. This is the next step!

 

I am so applying my mom for this job. Two weeks in China, plus cousin Herb living in Shaker Heights....perfect.

She can speak english and they'll still think it's Chinese.

(I think she returns tomorrow, Slappy...I will not let you down.)