Manager, Washington Nationals

Good luck getting reimbursed for travel. If you try to get your hotel and meals covered during Spring Training, the suits will say you could have just stayed with friends or family.

 

I heard they got 5,000 resumes already, including a bunch from young fucking studs.

 

I forgot to point out that experience with copy editing is a must, given the previously mentioned "Natinals" incident.

 

Only if I can rename them the Expos and move them back to Montreal.

 

Oh, baddecision, I had such a great followup if you'd kept that up there.

 

I'd hire men to kill for this job.

 

Red flag. This one has yet to get a Moddy Seal and this job is in the DC area. Must mean something.

 

Do I call in the games to the newspaper, or will someone else do this for me?
Let's see ... the Phillies scored two in the first inning ... one, two, three in the third ... oh, the sixth inning ... one, two three four, five ... wait, those are hits ... two! two in the sixth inning ... winning pitcher ... Holiday, first name Roy ... yeah, Holiday ... H-O-L-I-D-A-Y ... well, that's what it looks like in the book ... no, we don't keep track of errors ...

 

No truth to the rumor this will be consolidated with a managerial desk out of state, er, district?

 

Grapevine says they're floating the idea of a series of citizen managers. Part time, no benefits.

 

Just beware, though, that you'll be getting calls from the Potomac and Hagerstown parents demanding coverage too.

 

they'll let you manage high school games, but it's strictly your time, your dime.