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Man who only pawn in game of life arrested for punching police horse

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Bob Cook, Aug 11, 2009.

  1. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/08/man-accused-of-slugging-police-horse.html
     
  2. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

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    The problem the cop faced. .... If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.
     
  3. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    "Misdemeanor reckless conduct"?

    Do that in Athens, Ohio, and they'll nail you for assaulting an officer.
     
  4. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    He'll be back in Mexico by week's end. Ya don't do dat shit in Chitown!
     
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    I thought that behavior was considered assaulting a woman in Athens, Ohio.
     
  6. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    Yo no di un puñetazo ese caballo.
     
  7. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    A candygram would've headed all of this off.
     
  8. Jesus_Muscatel

    Jesus_Muscatel Active Member

    Sheriff Bart: "Candygram for Mongo, candygram for Mongo ..."

    Mongo: "Mongo like candy ..."

    (Bart exits, stage left, inner ears covered for impending explosion)
     
  9. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    That guy in Conway, South Carolina just burst into tears and has no idea why.
     
  10. Colin Dunlap

    Colin Dunlap Member

    I seem to remember former Cincinnati basketball player Art Long laying a haymaker on a police horse's mug.
     
  11. CarltonBanks

    CarltonBanks New Member

    And pulling down 14 rebounds the next night. Huggins sure ran a tight ship.
     
  12. Mitch E.

    Mitch E. Member

    Seriously, years ago my brother was involved in an altercation among fans at a football game. Alcohol was involved. Police stepped in, police's horse stepped on my brother's foot. My brother punched the horse in the ass. I can't remember exactly what the aftermath was -- he wasn't arrested, but at the very least was given a stern lecture by the cop.
     
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