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Man tries to pay hooker with stolen Girl Scout money and a monkey

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Apr 25, 2016.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Because I can't think of a snarky headline that's any better than that one.

    Police: Pet store owner paid prostitute with primate, Girl Scouts donation jar money

     
  2. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member

    I'm stunned this wasn't Florida
     
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  3. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I had nothing to do with this incident and thread.
     
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  4. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Actually got the thread title wrong. He didn't try to pay her with a monkey. He did pay her with a monkey.
    So, if you're ever in Oregon, be aware that hookers take cash, credit cards, or monkeys.
     
  5. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    HOOKER
    & WHOA!
     
  6. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

    Actually, he *tipped* her the monkey.

    Jaysus, what a world we live in.
     
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I wonder if the monkey watched.
     
  8. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Pray for Mojo
     
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  9. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

  10. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    It's monkey time!

     
  11. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    I'm glad that he got that monkey off his back.
     
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