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Man stabs brother over Hot Pocket

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Diabeetus, Sep 18, 2008.

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  1. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Man stabs his brother over a Hot Pocket. Jim Gaffigan was unavailable for comment.

    http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2008809170233
     
    Diabeetus, Sep 18, 2008
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  2. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    Re: He did it for the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust

    Hot pocket?

    Nah, but if it's a box of Oreos, I'd gut him like a pig.
     
    friend of a friend, Sep 18, 2008
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  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Re: He did it for the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust

    Only if they were double stuff.

    I'd stab someone for trying to make me eat a hot pocket.
     
    Moderator1, Sep 18, 2008
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  4. friend of a friend

    friend of a friend Guest

    Re: He did it for the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust

    I can't argue with either point.
     
    friend of a friend, Sep 18, 2008
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  5. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Re: He did it for the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust

    My favorite part of this story, by far, is the last line: Police said the final fate of the disputed Hot Pocket is not known.
     
    Diabeetus, Sep 18, 2008
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  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Re: He did it for the crispy crunchy tender flaky crust

    True dat.. hot pockets are like microwaveable MRE's without the taste
     
    slappy4428, Sep 18, 2008
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  7. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    A half-decent lawyer would get the brother off claiming a stab wound is less lethal than a Hot Pocket.
     
    Ace, Sep 18, 2008
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  8. joe

    joe Active Member

    I'd stab somebody if they tried to make me eat one of those nasty things.
     
    joe, Sep 18, 2008
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  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Cripes. Even Pallister won't eat Hot Pockets.
     
    BYH, Sep 18, 2008
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  10. pallister

    pallister Guest

    Not for any nutritional reason, bt because every time I look at one I get that damn "Hot Pockets" jingle stuck in my head. Like right now. Thanks for starting this thread, 'beetus. Jerk.
     
    pallister, Sep 18, 2008
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  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    HOT POCKETS!!!!
     
    BYH, Sep 18, 2008
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  12. pallister

    pallister Guest

    You, sir, are pure evil.
     
    pallister, Sep 18, 2008
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