Man plans to make meal of ill-tempered cat

Man found with cat marinating in his trunk. It was alive, so you know he's not from Wisconsin.

http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article97630.ece

 

A marinade's a good idea. Cat can be a little tough, so the marinade can help. Also, it's pretty strong flavored, so it can carry a bit of spice.
That said, marinading a live animal with it's fur still on is just silly. It does no good at all, except maybe get crushed red pepper in the cat's eyes.

 

Good point. I'd be ill-tempered, too, if I were coated in crushed rep peppers.

 

In Melmac, they just eat it tartare

 

In the guy's defense, the cat clearly had some punishment coming. If you're a neutered male who gets pregnant after being spayed, you've got to expect some repercussions.

 

The difference between a Tabby and a Siamese cat is there is more white meat on a Tabby.

 

C'mon! Even I know that's not how you eat pussy.

 

I know it won't happen, but I'd love nothing more than for the judge to sentence Korkuc to be shaved and marinated in a mixture of red chili and onions, then thrown into a cell with a hungry anal rapist who's been listening to 20 hours of Barry White on playback. F*cking lowlife.

 

It's ALL OVER! [/Joe Rogan voice]

 

"And the cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon....." [/harrychapin]

 

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

 

Fixed.