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Man plans to make meal of ill-tempered cat

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Ace, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

  2. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    A marinade's a good idea. Cat can be a little tough, so the marinade can help. Also, it's pretty strong flavored, so it can carry a bit of spice.
    That said, marinading a live animal with it's fur still on is just silly. It does no good at all, except maybe get crushed red pepper in the cat's eyes.
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Good point. I'd be ill-tempered, too, if I were coated in crushed rep peppers.
  4. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    In Melmac, they just eat it tartare
  5. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    In the guy's defense, the cat clearly had some punishment coming. If you're a neutered male who gets pregnant after being spayed, you've got to expect some repercussions.
  6. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    The difference between a Tabby and a Siamese cat is there is more white meat on a Tabby.
  7. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    C'mon! Even I know that's not how you eat pussy.
  8. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    I know it won't happen, but I'd love nothing more than for the judge to sentence Korkuc to be shaved and marinated in a mixture of red chili and onions, then thrown into a cell with a hungry anal rapist who's been listening to 20 hours of Barry White on playback. F*cking lowlife.
  9. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    It's ALL OVER! [/Joe Rogan voice]
  10. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    "And the cat's in the kettle at the Peking Moon....." [/harrychapin]
  11. HC

    HC Well-Known Member

    Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    Fixed. :p
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