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Man kills girlfriend, cooks her

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Small Town Guy, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Sure, the guy may get the death penalty, but he's a lock to win the Texas Chili Cook-off.
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Hey, you've got to make sacrifices in life, folks.
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    So he won't get to dig up her grave and build a cage with her bones?
     
  4. MCbamr

    MCbamr Member

     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    I thought a guy who could cook was a girl's dream.

    I guess it was a nightmare instead.
     
  6. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    no. the nightmare was he used kc masterpiece.
     
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Everyone knows you use A1 on human flesh. Duh.
     
  8. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    So funny we almost didn't notice that bostonbred said he'd consider throwing his ex in a microwave...
     
  9. Yawn

    Yawn New Member

    Does this yield a different version of chic-fil-a?

    Somberly, may your soul rest in peace, lady.
     
  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'll never be able to look at that restaurant in the same way. Thanks, sir.
     
  11. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    eatin' ain't cheatin'
     
  12. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    he's a giver.
     
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