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Man, it's a jungle out there in Division III golf

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Nov 9, 2012.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    http://deadspin.com/5959088/fucking-hunky+dory-d+iii-golf-coachs-profane-rant-is-a-thing-to-behold

    This is hilarious. Some thoughts ...

    1. Although I would have loved at least one of the kids getting what passes for DIII golf scholarships (the best player is probable getting maybe $1,000 a year, if that) say to himself, "fuck this ... my scholarship isn't enough to make me sit through this," and then cold-cock the sorry SOB coach.

    2. At least one of the kids recorded it so this asshole can get the nationwide ridicule he deserves.

    3. His line about their number 1 player making two triples without a penalty shot was halfway funny.

    And, 4. IT'S DIVISION FUCKING III GOLF!!!
     
    hondo, Nov 9, 2012
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  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    LOL Coach's Twitter page has already been deleted.

    I'd have to bet against him staying as coach at a school like that aftr this rant.
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Nov 9, 2012
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  3. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    And you'd win that bet...

    http://www.huntingdonhawks.com/sports/mgolf/2012-13/releases/201211091wtth1
     
    Matt1735, Nov 9, 2012
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  4. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    There are no athletic scholarships in Division III, but if you truly believe that athletes are getting special financial aid ...
     
    Matt1735, Nov 9, 2012
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  5. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Still the leader in the clubhouse, and he still does not like losing to Purdue....

     
    93Devil, Nov 9, 2012
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  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Hey, if that coach wants to see more triples without penalty shots ...

    I wish more kids at these podunk schools would covertly fire up their iPhones to take down lunatics like this.
     
    playthrough, Nov 9, 2012
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  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Former coworker played softball for Huntingdon. This is so getting forwarded.
     
    dixiehack, Nov 9, 2012
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  8. Bud_Bundy

    Bud_Bundy Well-Known Member

    Our local D3 school has 3 rounds under 300 of the 12 the team has played this fall. Hell, we have high school teams that shoot as well or better.

    So how many times did this assclown say fuck, anyway?
     
    Bud_Bundy, Nov 10, 2012
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  9. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Well, I guess he can make that state Mid-Am next year.
     
    hondo, Nov 10, 2012
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  10. Questionable (groin)

    Questionable (groin) Guest

    Oct.: Matt Mahanic (fired) has struggled removing shit from mouth.
     
    Questionable (groin), Nov 10, 2012
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