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"Man in unfortunate saw-mill penis incident"

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Perry White, Mar 29, 2007.

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  1. Perry White

    Perry White Active Member

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43397&in_page_id=2&ito=newsnow

    I must say, the picture of the bunny rabbit is a nice touch
     
    Perry White, Mar 29, 2007
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  2. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    No morning wood for a while.
     
    Songbird, Mar 29, 2007
    #2
  3. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    There is no way I'm reading that story. I could barely get myself to click on the thread.
     
    Clever username, Mar 29, 2007
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  4. farmerjerome

    farmerjerome Active Member

    The bunny would be better if it had a pancake on his head.
     
    farmerjerome, Mar 29, 2007
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  5. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    [​IMG]
     
    Hank_Scorpio, Mar 29, 2007
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  6. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    oh.......
     
    Chef, Mar 29, 2007
    #6
  7. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Versus the fortunate saw-mall penis incidents?
     
    John, Mar 30, 2007
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  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The saw-mill penis mightier.
     
    Football_Bat, Mar 30, 2007
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  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    I loved the cutline: Here is a picture to get your mind off this story.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Mar 30, 2007
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  10. spnited

    spnited Active Member

    Also have to love the last graf of the story:

    The spokesman maintained that the man's injuries were not serious. Which is easy for him to say.
     
    spnited, Mar 30, 2007
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  11. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    I guess when they said log mocing machine, he was confused. Poor bastard. When you think you;re having a bad day, just think of this dude.
     
    Bob Slydell, Mar 30, 2007
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  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    From the same site:

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=43535&in_page_id=2

    "Dick Cheney once shot a man in the face."
     
    Football_Bat, Mar 30, 2007
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