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Man gets DWI in a recliner

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by I Should Coco, Oct 22, 2009.

  1. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Good times in the land o' 10,000 lakes ...

  2. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Okay, he might have been a danger to public safety, but you gotta admire the effort. Sort of like George Jones taking the riding lawnmower to the bar because Tammy Wynette hid the keys to all the cars.

    And a motorized La-Z-Boy recliner with cupholders and a stereo? This guy's got a serious ride.
  3. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    There's a guy in Cleveland that has a motorized sofa. Last year some people wanted him to give them a ride from the Muni Lot to Browns Stadium. He asked one of the officers at the lot if it would be ok. The officer told him it woukd be fine. Unfortunately an officer at the stadium was not in on the arrangement and issued him a driving award for driving an unregistered vehicle. A collection was taken up at the Muni Lot to pay his fine.

    YGBFKM Guest

    Eight or nine beers, my ass. Unless he drank them in about 30 minutes, there's no way that few beers registers a .29.
  5. Machine Head

    Machine Head Well-Known Member


    OK, it seems I am too stoopid to make this fucking link show up as a pic, so clink on the damn link if you want to see the sweet ride.

    I will have a Packers prototype at the Packers/Vikings game next week.

    Cash only, thank you.
  6. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    What the hell is that in the middle? A cockstand?
  7. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Steering wheel, maybe?
  8. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    The National Hot Rod Association seat cushion is a nice touch ...
  9. Drip

    Drip Active Member

    I was in Wally World and saw an elderly woman driving erratically. I should've called the Sheriff who usually mans the doors for shoplifters.
  10. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    here ya go:

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  11. txsportsscribe

    txsportsscribe Active Member

    she was erratically driving IN wally world?
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Eight or nine beers and he blew a .29?

    Either a) he's a midget; b) that's some strong ass beer; c) he's drinking beer out of a king-size container; or d) someone's lying.
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