Man gets DWI in a recliner

Good times in the land o' 10,000 lakes ...

 

Okay, he might have been a danger to public safety, but you gotta admire the effort. Sort of like George Jones taking the riding lawnmower to the bar because Tammy Wynette hid the keys to all the cars.

And a motorized La-Z-Boy recliner with cupholders and a stereo? This guy's got a serious ride.

 

There's a guy in Cleveland that has a motorized sofa. Last year some people wanted him to give them a ride from the Muni Lot to Browns Stadium. He asked one of the officers at the lot if it would be ok. The officer told him it woukd be fine. Unfortunately an officer at the stadium was not in on the arrangement and issued him a driving award for driving an unregistered vehicle. A collection was taken up at the Muni Lot to pay his fine.

 

Eight or nine beers, my ass. Unless he drank them in about 30 minutes, there's no way that few beers registers a .29.

 

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/slideshow/ALeqM5hdnYesJUNi-0CBUdOmZ-NwpNMSQQD9BGC5VO1?index=0&ned=us

OK, it seems I am too stoopid to make this fucking link show up as a pic, so clink on the damn link if you want to see the sweet ride.

I will have a Packers prototype at the Packers/Vikings game next week.

Cash only, thank you.

 

What the hell is that in the middle? A cockstand?

 

Steering wheel, maybe?

 

The National Hot Rod Association seat cushion is a nice touch ...

 

I was in Wally World and saw an elderly woman driving erratically. I should've called the Sheriff who usually mans the doors for shoplifters.

 

here ya go:

 

she was erratically driving IN wally world?

 

Eight or nine beers and he blew a .29?

Either a) he's a midget; b) that's some strong ass beer; c) he's drinking beer out of a king-size container; or d) someone's lying.