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Man dies after being struck by hammers

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by YankeeFan, Dec 1, 2014.

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  1. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Is this the most passive headline ever?

    http://kplr11.com/2014/11/30/man-dies-after-being-struck-by-hammers/
     
    YankeeFan, Dec 1, 2014
    #1
  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    I don't know, but it's the most passive-aggressive thread ever.
     
    LongTimeListener, Dec 1, 2014
    #2
  3. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    It's like the hammers just struck him on their own.
     
    YankeeFan, Dec 1, 2014
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  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Moral of the story: Don't make your carpenters' local angry.
     
    Football_Bat, Dec 1, 2014
    #4
  5. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Not quite. His Pookie thread won him a vacation to nowhere.
     
    Riptide, Dec 2, 2014
    #5
  6. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Or Armen Gilliam
     
    BitterYoungMatador2, Dec 2, 2014
    #6
  7. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

    From the reporter's Twitter feed (the victim was a Bosnian immigrant):

    Ok... That's all the pathos I need for this month.
     
    britwrit, Dec 2, 2014
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  8. YankeeFan

    YankeeFan Well-Known Member

    Every Bosnian mother's worst nightmare.
     
    YankeeFan, Dec 2, 2014
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  9. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Hammers don't kill people...
     
    Guy_Incognito, Dec 2, 2014
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  10. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    If Obama had a son, I wonder if he'd look like some of these assailants?
     
    Armchair_QB, Dec 2, 2014
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  11. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Any of the suspects named Maxwell?
     
    Captain_Kirk, Dec 2, 2014
    #11
  12. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    Nice
     
    Guy_Incognito, Dec 2, 2014
    #12
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