Man caves

Just get a trough and leave it in the open.

 

Hustle drinks a few too many from his bar and goes swimming.

 

I'm laughing really, really hard: first at the FieldTurf, second at the fact that you e-mailed her.

Awesome.

 

Suggestions duly/dooley noted.

Stripper pole/porno booth: I'll just go ahead and leave those alone.
Fridge: The current fridge in the kitchen is old and loud; it'll be replaced quickly. But she'll continue on in retirement as Beer Fridge.
Putting green/hoops: I will have to make a decision between those and the poker table and/or pool table. The room ain't that big.
Beer trough: Good idea in theory; but if she pooh-poohed the more sanitary disco ball, I can't imagine that would fly. (Rumple: I'm way fatter than that dude and would get lodged into any sort of normal-sized trough.)

Zebra: I e-mail her a lot because she's in lots of meetings but keeps the BlackBerry handy. So once I got the list finalized, I just zipped it off.

Keep 'em comin'...

 

* A seat for IJAG to come over and try to remember why she used to like baseball.

(P.S. if IJAG gets to come over, she votes for the pool table.)

 

Grow a pair, show her who wears the pants in the family!

 

All I know is I'm showing up at Hustle's new house, even if he doesn't invite me.

 

At least until Hustle's wifey hits you with a restraining order. Especially since she's the one with the cojones.

 

Realistically, how big is this place?

A buddy of mine has a poker table and a pool table in his basement lair and it works just fine. He doesn't have the bar, though, which might put a pretty big damper on things.

 

I vote pool table. My parents' basement has a pool table and poker table. The poker table basically only gets used when people eat on it.

 

Nah she likes me (I think, at least). I know she likes my wife. So they can sit upstairs in the sewing room while Hustle and I drink beer and eat the deer we just killed with our bare hands.

(of course I don't drink)

 

Maybe he'll stock some Mountain Dew for you.