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Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Feb 15, 2008.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Question for the ladies.
    So the girl I'm dating is coming for her first overnight visit to my place.
    Actually two nights, since she'll leave Sunday.
    Anyway, in hopes of doing things right, I'm posting my to-do list
    • Bought selection of bagged hot tea, since she's a tea drinker. Laughed at little kitchen doodad that said "hot tea bagger"
    • Going to buy a selection of girly-themed bathroom products to give her when she gets here, since I got man soap and shampoo.
    • Flowers that are neither carnations or roses
    • Cooking one night, going out the other. Haven't decided on a home dinner menu yet. Any tips would be appreciated.
    • Cooking breakfast. On the menu: english muffins soaked in egg, then fried and some bacon. Thanks Jamie Oliver.
    • And I've been furiously cleaning as well.

    What else should I do?
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Make sure you grow a set of testicles between now and the time she gets there.
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    First, calm down.

    i would use man shampoo and eat cereal if the guy I was with was paying attention to me. What you've done is very thoughtful, I'm not trashing that. GREAT job. But don't worry...if you make her feel special, she won't care about anything else.
  4. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

    Lots of truth to what IJAG said.

    For the home-cooked meal, did you think about asking her what she'd like? Maybe the two of you could prepare the meal together.

    The cleaning is a very nice touch (says the mother of teenagers, wistfully remembering the days of a clean home.)
  5. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    The second morning, you could always scone her like you own her.
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Untuck your wee-wee from between your legs after that.

    Make sure you keep a towel by the bed for her face.

    But otherwise, very thoughtful. And as far as cooking, nothing that is going to make either of you gassy, hat could really ruin the mood. Chicken is always good.
  7. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    Give your undercarriage a little "how's your father".
  8. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I wish I knew what that meant.
    And did I mention that Saturday was going to be a full day of shopping?
    Of course I didn't, but that's the plan.
  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Watch Austin Powers, and wash your junk man! Good luck, take plenty of pictures.
  10. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    The things guys will do when football season is over.
  11. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

  12. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    As Mr. Sydell said, it's an Austin Powers reference.

    In all seriousness, good luck. It sounds like you have things well under control.
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