Man card burning party, my house tonight!

Question for the ladies.
So the girl I'm dating is coming for her first overnight visit to my place.
Actually two nights, since she'll leave Sunday.
Anyway, in hopes of doing things right, I'm posting my to-do list
• Bought selection of bagged hot tea, since she's a tea drinker. Laughed at little kitchen doodad that said "hot tea bagger"
• Going to buy a selection of girly-themed bathroom products to give her when she gets here, since I got man soap and shampoo.
• Flowers that are neither carnations or roses
• Cooking one night, going out the other. Haven't decided on a home dinner menu yet. Any tips would be appreciated.
• Cooking breakfast. On the menu: english muffins soaked in egg, then fried and some bacon. Thanks Jamie Oliver.
• And I've been furiously cleaning as well.

What else should I do?

 

Make sure you grow a set of testicles between now and the time she gets there.

 

First, calm down.

i would use man shampoo and eat cereal if the guy I was with was paying attention to me. What you've done is very thoughtful, I'm not trashing that. GREAT job. But don't worry...if you make her feel special, she won't care about anything else.

 

Lots of truth to what IJAG said.

For the home-cooked meal, did you think about asking her what she'd like? Maybe the two of you could prepare the meal together.

The cleaning is a very nice touch (says the mother of teenagers, wistfully remembering the days of a clean home.)

 

The second morning, you could always scone her like you own her.

 

Untuck your wee-wee from between your legs after that.

Make sure you keep a towel by the bed for her face.

But otherwise, very thoughtful. And as far as cooking, nothing that is going to make either of you gassy, hat could really ruin the mood. Chicken is always good.

 

Give your undercarriage a little "how's your father".

 

I wish I knew what that meant.
And did I mention that Saturday was going to be a full day of shopping?
Of course I didn't, but that's the plan.

 

Watch Austin Powers, and wash your junk man! Good luck, take plenty of pictures.

 

The things guys will do when football season is over.

 

Fantastic.

 

As Mr. Sydell said, it's an Austin Powers reference.

In all seriousness, good luck. It sounds like you have things well under control.