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Man calls 911 to ask female deputies to have intercourse with him

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 3OctaveFart, Aug 27, 2012.

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  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    What's false? He told them the truth, we wanted sex. Was it an emergency? That's pretty subjective.
     
    heyabbott, Aug 28, 2012
    #13
  2. young-gun11

    young-gun11 Member

    It's 1-900, but who's counting?
     
    young-gun11, Aug 28, 2012
    #14
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Wasn't there a Star Trek episode where Spock just had to have it?
     
    Ace, Aug 28, 2012
    #15
  4. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    1-800 is the cheap recorded version. 1-900 you get to talk to big girls live.
     
    Starman, Aug 28, 2012
    #16
  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    He should join the Christian Mingle website.

    I saw an advertisement recently that stated they have something like 7 million subscribers.

    A certain percentage of them have to be horny. Another percentage naughty. And another percentage might actually wear a policewoman outfit for the guy.

    But with his luck, the naughty, horny Christian chick will probably whip out a strap on, and fuck him in the ass.
     
    Vombatus, Aug 28, 2012
    #17
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