Man boobs: A growing problem

My 9-year-old son also has a nice set of boy boobs, which I'm sure will go away as he gets taller -- and I disconnect the IV filled with Coke from his arm.
I agree with the pushups comment. Our city editor was jealous of our columnist's teenage son because he had bigger boobs than her. Well, the kid ends up in the Naval Academy and comes out sculpted.
I guess a little exercise doesn't hurt.

 

What a second? You're saying exercise eliminated his Mickelsons? Let me write this down.

 

Do women have a general rule not to date a man with boobs bigger than theirs? Would seem to be a pretty good rule to follow.

 

I won't date a guy with more than an A cup. I have a bra I make them try on to see

 

Sounds kind of, um, kinky!

 

tell me more.......is it lacy?

 

Color?

 

Yes, and black.

 

Obviously not one for personal use. You're a far fucking cry from an A cup.

 

"TTIUWOP" post coming in 3 ... 2 .....

 

Since we can't play with the quote function anymore, I'll just quote this to let it stand out a bit more.

 

Rookie.