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Man arrested based on choice of sex partner

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by poindexter, Mar 28, 2008.

  1. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Talk about unrealistic body images. I don't know anyone whose tits are that close to their cock.
     
  2. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Bit of a tangent, but one of the funniest bits from Robin Williams in the 1980s was his joke that men's penises should be in the middle of their chest. Would make dancing a lot more fun.
     
  3. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Not to mention that it would revolutionize basketball uniforms.
     
  4. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Man, I'm just tired of the tablefuckers trying to ram the tablefucker agenda down my throat.
     
  5. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Uh, I know the guy. I was absolutely stunned when I heard this.

    And no, I've never seen him go to town on a table before.
     
  6. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Never saw him go to town on a table? How about a footrest?
     
  7. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    That ottoman is looking lusty.
     
  8. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Officer, honestly, I was just pounding home a nail.
     
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That must sully the memory of those carefree summer days riding the tire swing.
     
  10. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    So when he had his tongue all bandaged up after the company picnic, you didn't think it was a little bit strange?
     
  11. EStreetJoe

    EStreetJoe Well-Known Member

    the wood jokes are good, but this version of the story:
    http://www.wtol.com/global/story.asp?s=8082496&ClientType=Printable
    says that it was a metal picnic table.

    The more important questions need to be answered
    - Did he do the table missionary or standing up?
    - Did he use protection?
    - Was it as good for the table as it was for him?

     
  12. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    OK...it was a patio table, not a picnic table. It makes sense now -- how he could have done it, not the act itself. Plus it was within view of children. I heard even the teachers at the high school school removed the teen genitalia out of their mouths to say, "That's sick!"
     
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