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Man and his wife get banned from Kmart

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by ondeadline, Sep 20, 2007.

  1. ondeadline

    ondeadline Active Member

    <a href="http://www.gilaizen.com/images/kmart.gif">
    I don't know if this is legitimate or not, but it's still funny (click on this for a bigger view):</a>

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    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  2. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Sweet.
     
  3. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Some of those pranks are funny, like the alarm clocks. Others are stupid, like pouring tomato juice on the floor.
     
  4. ondeadline

    ondeadline Active Member

    <a href="http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/spree.asp">
    According to snopes.com, it's a hoax. A good read nonetheless.</a>
     
  5. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    DTGDTN!!!

    ;D
     
  6. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    While working at a department store similar to K-Mart, I actually did the alarm clock thing once. Got bored and wandered over to electronics, and set about 7 or 8 clocks to the same time, then set all of the alarms for the same time. 10 minutes later, they all started going off and you could hear them halfway across the store.
    Good times.
     
  7. Hank_Scorpio

    Hank_Scorpio Active Member

    There was a joke email that listed these and other pranks as What to do if you're bored at Wal Mart. They had a lot of those pranks and others.

    It circulated pretty regularly a couple of years ago.
     
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Fucking brilliant. I've got nothing to do. Hmm, Wal*Mart?
     
  9. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    Thought this was about a pretty good feature in today's Wall Street Journal...a woman who is a reporter or an editor with the WSJ got 86'd from the Kmart near her vacation home after they thought she was switching tags on a pair of flip-flops. She was buying them for her kids, couldn't find a box for them so she grabbed a box off the shelf and stuck 'em in there. Turns out she put a $16 pair of flip-flops in an $8 box. She was held and told never to shop at that Kmart, despite the fact that she had just spent $800 at the store and offered to pay the difference on the shoes. Real funny thing is, they took the shoes away from her, so after she went through all this crap, her little girl is asking her "Mommy, where are my flip-flops for the beach?"
     
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I've never been so miserable as the summer I worked at K-Mart.

    Completely brain-numbing, sucking-the-life-and-fighting-spirit-out-of-me work.
     
  11. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    The old K-Mart logo was a giveaway.
     
  12. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    The beauty of shopping K-Mart was, the store was always almost deserted and you didn't have to fight the crowd at Wal-Mart.

    Unfortunately, that is the reason why K-Mart is no longer in Texas.
     
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