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"Malicious Fecal Distribution"

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jul 23, 2013.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Serial pooper keeps striking some poor bastard's house in Albuquerque. Most every weekend, she -- yes, she -- goes for a jog and drops a deuce in his alleyway.

    http://www.koat.com/news/man-runner-defecates-next-to-my-house/-/9154100/21031108/-/q8on5b/-/index.html

     
  2. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    He should hide with some fireworks and throw them as she takes her weekend shit.
     
  3. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The video wasn't clear enough to see if she's a 6, so for now we'll just say she's a 2.
     
  4. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Must have gotten hold of some of Heisenberg's stuff ...
     
  5. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    Ringbox, cherry, whatever.
     
  6. UPChip

    UPChip Well-Known Member

    Mrs. Davenport, I presume?
     
  7. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

  8. wicked

    wicked Well-Known Member

    This is either an ex or an elaborate hoax.
     
  9. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Deuce McAllister?
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

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    Guilty.
     
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