Making it rain

oh no

Tainted Buffet At Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident On Stage

PS, the fake news meter is beeping at about a 7.5 on this one, but it's funny anyway.

Also, I couldn't decide whether this should go under the politics thread, Cool Science Stuff or Things That Make You Feel Old.

 

Gonorrhea, diarrhea, they get you coming or going.

 

Making Explosive Diarrhea Great Again.

 

Sadly, story is too good to be true

FACT CHECK: Tainted Buffet at Jackson Strip Club Blamed After Severe Diarrhea Incident on Stage

 

I think I'd probably hate working at Snopes these days:

 

I was thinking the same thing.

 

Shouldn't this thread be under "Anything Goes"?

If you had been seated in the front row of this "theater", you might think that was most appropriate...

 

Every strip club buffet has got the taint. I probably wouldn't eat from one of those at gunpoint

 

Something about this story didn't smell right from the beginning.

 

OK everyone, let's give it up for Montezuma!

 

Or the Beatles thread:

Have you seen Diarrhea Diane?
She's the stripper babe who sharts like a man.
She spews her poop in the air,
And it'll land in your hair,
Yes, you should see Diarrhea Diane.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And if you've got the guts to sit by the rail,
Better cover up your head with a pail.
She'll spray a gallon of poo,
And it will land right on you,
And probably in your warm ginger ale.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

Fucking Christ am I tired of getting directed to these "news" sites. They all have the same awful ads, so it's really not hard to pick out they're bullshit, before you even get to the content.