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Make up your own joke

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by JayFarrar, Sep 15, 2008.

  1. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/carpe_diem_says_man_who_spent?utm_source=slate_rss_1

     
    JayFarrar, Sep 15, 2008
    #1
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    My name's not Ian.
     
    mike311gd, Sep 15, 2008
    #2
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That is from the Onion and is a joke in itself, you realize.
     
    Ace, Sep 15, 2008
    #3
  4. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    QFT
     
    Diabeetus, Sep 15, 2008
    #4
  5. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I do.
    Some examples of what I was hoping for ...
    • Then he went out with a virgin — again.
    • There's no way he could have spent an entire Saturday masturbating. He would have missed his job covering college football
    • Five times in one day? Pfft, five times in one hour is my record.
     
    JayFarrar, Sep 15, 2008
    #5
  6. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    You just stole every one of the jokes I was about to post.
     
    Overrated, Sep 15, 2008
    #6
  7. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    Well, then I think we're done here.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Sep 15, 2008
    #7
  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Anybody want me to paint a picture?
     
    mike311gd, Sep 15, 2008
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