Maine Lobster Cheaper Than Deli Meat

No. Just no.

You may need to frequent higher-end supermarkets. Like Wegmans.

 

No, because I'm not going to pay $8 for meat for a sandwich that I put on $1 bread.

 

Plus, I didn't realize it was against the rules to not like lunch meat.

 

We're going to have to get you into a $4 bread as well.

 

Bread and condiments make a bigger difference to the taste of the sandwich than the quality of the meat. Discuss...

 

I DON'T EAT LUNCH MEAT SANDWICHES. IT DOESN'T MATTER THE BREAD.

Also, I don't pay $4 for ANYTHING I buy from the grocery store. Sorry.

 

Though if I knew how to cook lobster, I might spring for some of that. I do love me some lobster.

 

Pimento loaf on white bread with mustard is all we can really afford on a reporter's salary without getting SNAP. Discuss...

With lobster prices going down, women now owe their date at the end of the night, at most, a handy. Discuss...

 

Pimento loaf? Someone's living the high life. Try generic bologna on IJAG's $1 bread.

Handy. At bare minimum.

 

PB&J bitches. And occasional grilled cheese (cheese is one of my splurge items. I will NOT buy store-brand cheese) to break it up.

 

http://pimentoloaf.com/

 

My dog turned her nose up at store-brand cheese.