Mail order brides (U.S. born)

U.S. brides mail-order (jailbait division).
A co-worker of mine saw this site on the message board of the NFL team he roots for. It's too messed-up not to share with the crowd here.

http://www.marryourdaughter.com/

 

No way this is real.

can't be.

or am i that sheltered?

 

I know it looks and sounds not real and completely screwed up, but I couldn't resist sharing.
The testimonials are either a riot or a scary view of stereotypical redneck, Bible Belt conservatism at its best (depending on your point of view)

 

If this is real, I'll eat my hat.

 

It's a pretty good price on that 14 year old on page 5.

 

Snopes thinks it's probably not real: http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

 

Further research shows that it's a phishing site, so don't enter your e-mail address there:
http://hitsusa.com/blog/84/marryourdaughtercom/

 

i'm kinda strapped for cash, think they have a layaway plan or outlet store with factory seconds and customer returns?

 

Mmm, Monique H. ...

 

Would be a good place for someone to get back at the wife of the DA next door....

 

Good God.

My favorite:

"Herb, Marissa's been sneaking off to the museum again. Let's sell her ass so we can get that Camaro we always wanted."

 

I'm certain it's a fake. If nothing else, to poke fun at the South.

For one, they're selling an orphan who's about to get out of the foster system. Who would get the money?