Magical mash-ups

Mickey Rourke didn't want to, but he's forced to mercilessly slaughter a group of thieves in ... A Rumble Fish Named Wanda.

 

Sofia Vagara and Ed O'Neill team up with madcap Alex P. Keaton and Mallory in ... Modern Family Ties.

Al and Peg thought they had it rough with Bud and Kelly... Now stepsons Isaac and Malachi have joined the group, and hilarity and ritual sacrifice ensue in ... Married with Children of the Corn.

Bruce Willis and Philip Baker Hall try to thwart a cabal of robbers posing as terrorists and play matchmaker for a down-on-his-gambler and a hooker with a heart of gold in ... Die Hard Eight.

 

Christian Bale dons a cowl to battle crime in his trusty talking car KITT in The Dark Knight Rider.

 

Stealing this one from something I just saw on Facebook:

Wolverine slaughters ad executives who laced his bones with adamantium in Mad X-Men.

 

Elvis Presley joins Honolulu's elite police force in Blue Hawaii Five-0.

 

A portal leads one into the head of an actor who has transported himself to 1968 Prague in The Unbearable Lightness of Being John Malkovich

 

A quirky teen and a much older woman get stoned and try to get something to eat in "Harold and Maude Go to White Castle."

 

Two stoners go for sliders and hook up with a worldly waitress with great oral skills in Harold and Kumar Go to White Palace

 

Charlie Sheen and the Grim Reaper play a game of chess in "The Seventh Navy Seal."

 

A roller disco party goes horribly wrong in Thank God It's Friday the 13th

 

Fantastic.

 

A milkshake, an order of fries, a meatball and their retired next door neighbor in the suburbs of New Jersey are among those selected to from 12 districts to fight to the death on live television in: The Aqua Teen Hunger Games Force.

Tommy Lee Jones invites Will Smith's son Jaden to help them keep an eye on aliens in New York City in: Two and a Half Men in Black.

Jesse James Hollywood, a drug dealer who became one of the youngest men ever to be on the FBI's most wanted list, is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loophole and re-enter Heaven in: Alpha Dogma.

Three men are disenchanted with life and try to recapture their college days, but violence and mayhem ensue after they stumble upon some dead bodies, a stash of heroin and more than $2 million in cash near the Rio Grande in: No Country For Old School.

After asking his best friend to use him as a guinea pig for a cryogenics experiment, a 1939 test pilot inherits granddad's castle and repeats the experiments in: Forever Young Frankenstein.

While he should be out fighting crime and saving innocent people, Clark Kent keeps hanging out with a family of broads in a beauty shop in a small parish in Louisiana in: Man of Steel Magnolias.

An immortal Scottish swordsman must confront the last of his immortal opponent, a murderously brutal teenage stoner who enjoy malls, sex and rock n' roll in: Fast Time At Ridgemont Highlander.

Lieutenant Frank Drebin discovers that his ex-girlfriend's new beau is attending an elite US Flying school for advanced fighter pilots in: The Naked Top Gun.