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M. Night Shamlamadingdong's not fooling anyone anymore

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Jun 12, 2008.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    The early reviews are in for The Happening, a movie about KILLER AIR that is ALSO RATED R, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD. According to Rotten Tomatoes, on a scale of 1 to 100, it's getting a..............TWELVE.


    12 OUT OF 100.

    Jesus. That sounds like one of my science exams. You figure he'd get a 40 just for putting his name on the test.

    Anyway, I love it. The emperor was exposed as having no clothes a long, long time ago. I do, however, look forward to how this aids his Christ complex.

    Suck it, fraud.

  2. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    Has anyone used the hed: "It's M. Night's 'Happening' and it freaks no one out" yet?
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You're a fucking genius. :D
  4. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Is this guy in it?

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  5. suburbanite

    suburbanite Active Member

    But fear not, the movie has the typical M. Twi-Night Doubleheader PhiShyamaJamma twist:


    The people who are committing suicide are the Fox execs after seeing a rough cut of this idiotic piece of crap.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Really? I read the killer was Aaron Heilman.
  7. suburbanite

    suburbanite Active Member

    Unfortunately, no, but the twist is that the guy who owns the soda shop is actually Raj's father.
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  8. suburbanite

    suburbanite Active Member

  9. BigSleeper

    BigSleeper Active Member

    I thought of it the first time I saw the commercial.
  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Actually, my sources tell me the movie was re-shot today to take place entirely inside Shea Stadium. Fred Wilpon responds to the mass suicides by rescheduling the game as part of a day-night doubleheader in August.

    "I've seen mass suicides before. It's no big deal."--Willie Randolph
  11. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I liked this place better when you were gone.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    So did your face.
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