M. Night Shamlamadingdong's not fooling anyone anymore

The early reviews are in for The Happening, a movie about KILLER AIR that is ALSO RATED R, IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD. According to Rotten Tomatoes, on a scale of 1 to 100, it's getting a..............TWELVE.

A TWELVE.

12 OUT OF 100.

Jesus. That sounds like one of my science exams. You figure he'd get a 40 just for putting his name on the test.

Anyway, I love it. The emperor was exposed as having no clothes a long, long time ago. I do, however, look forward to how this aids his Christ complex.

Suck it, fraud.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10007985-happening/

 

Has anyone used the hed: "It's M. Night's 'Happening' and it freaks no one out" yet?

 

You're a fucking genius.

 

Is this guy in it?

 

But fear not, the movie has the typical M. Twi-Night Doubleheader PhiShyamaJamma twist:

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The people who are committing suicide are the Fox execs after seeing a rough cut of this idiotic piece of crap.

 

Really? I read the killer was Aaron Heilman.

 

Unfortunately, no, but the twist is that the guy who owns the soda shop is actually Raj's father.

 

Well-played.

 

I thought of it the first time I saw the commercial.

 

Actually, my sources tell me the movie was re-shot today to take place entirely inside Shea Stadium. Fred Wilpon responds to the mass suicides by rescheduling the game as part of a day-night doubleheader in August.

"I've seen mass suicides before. It's no big deal."--Willie Randolph

 

I liked this place better when you were gone.

 

So did your face.