LVPD vs. Jose Canseco

Well, this is all odd.

http://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2013/5/22/4356082/jose-canseco-something-involving-rape-happening-or-maybe-not

 

Roid rage?

Definitely deserves its own category.

 

Canseco. Vegas. Drug. Women.

What could go wrong?

 

On the case.

 

Was Mario Lopez with him?

 

"Subsequently, he tweeted pictures and the phone number of the supposed accuser..."

Terrific.

 

This didn't prevent Canseco from making his debut with the independent Fort Worth Cats tonight against a team managed by his brother.

http://www.foxsportssouthwest.com/mlb/texas-rangers/story/Jose-Canseco-brings-his-act-to-Fort-Wort?blockID=904955&feedID=3742

 

"You guy have to realize one thing: I don't have to rape a woman," Canseco said. "I think it's ridiculous. We're putting together polygraph examinations and trust in me, the truth will always come out. And when I do these polygraphs, it's almost laughable for an individual to say I raped them and drugged them at the same time."

Jose still knows how to talk shit. And what are the odds that he's juiced again?

 

"I could've cleaned up the game in three months by myself because I'm the one who basically educated everybody and became successful in using steroids in the point in time. I would've gone to every club and said, 'Guys, it's over. Stop it right now. That's it, we know what we're talking about, it's got to end.' I could've cleaned the game by myself but Major League Baseball decided to do what? Use me as an example and get me out of the game to send a direct message to the players."

 

The side effects of working out with JDV are virulent and long-lasting.

 

Any day with a JDV reference is a good day.

Waiting for some conspiracy the-world-is-out-to-get-me theory to be pushed by Canseco

 

Canseco passed his polygraph, so I doubt he'll be charged with anything.