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One guy can be white and the other black.

 

Hourly rates.

 

You have got to be kidding me. That's what the book is about?

Gives me all the more reason to side with Whitlock about Loopy. Not only is he a pentulant little brat, but a "story ripper" as well.

story ripper = ripping out the headlines or stories we've already heard and read about.

 

Bob Trumpeter

Bill Drums

Brad "Skin" Flute

 

Byron Piano.

 

Rob Picciolo?

 

The heartwarming tale of Bobby Percussion and Gary Navers, teammates on the Chicago Grizzlies.

After that, we get the tale of Darrius Dirt, a lightning quick boxer who faces losing his career in his prime because he won't go to war in Taiwan. Darrius eventually changes his name to Buddha Pali and fights his nemesis, Smoldering John Dozier, in an epic battle in Honolulu.

This book is followed by a story about a troubled baseball player from the slums of Miami who rises to fame with the New York Megas. Damon Raspberry is the ultimate 5-tool player who eventually throws his life away doing crack and seeks redemption with the cross-town rival New York Americans.....

The possibilities are limitless

 

Were I Larry Bird, I'd seek out the author, pull the Manhattan phone book out from under
his seat at his writing desk, and slap him silly.

 

I don't wanna know about where you hang out.

 

Who's the private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
(Boom!)
You damn right.
They say this cat Boom is a bad....