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LPGA says all players must learn English

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Seahawk, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    I wish we could get Michelle Wie involved in this thread somehow, and then all we would need was George W. Bush to make a joke about it to create the perfect SportsJournalists.com storm.
     
  2. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    "Having missed the cut two days earlier, Michelle Wie was invited to the White House for a promotional spot and was not available to comment on Soon-Yi Kim's victory."

    "Wie be jammin'," Bush said.
     
  3. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    They could speak fluent fucking Aramaic, it'd still be women's golf.
     
  4. EE94

    EE94 Guest

    that has a lot to do with safety, though, like English being the mandated language for pilots
    In emergencies, you have to be be able to communicate
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    When you're a 20-game winner, hondo, you can have fungus on your shower shoes.

    Until then, you're just a _____.
     
  6. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Cue Mikey with the Frank Costanza reference in 4, 3, 2 ...
     
  7. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

    Solid.
     
  8. Italian_Stallion

    Italian_Stallion Active Member

    They can speak Martian if they'd like. I'll still be turning Japanese when I see this lady on the course:

     
  9. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    So only liberals can make racist jokes, right?
     
  10. Italian_Stallion

    Italian_Stallion Active Member

    Anybody can tell a racist joke.
     
  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    But only liberals can get away with it.
     
  12. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    Good thing she's hot. Anna Rawson's 2008 stats (on the golf course), 2-of-9 cuts made, 74.32 scoring average (146th).
     
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