Love Thy Neighbors

Guess the state.

http://nypost.com/2014/09/25/these-christian-swingers-like-sharing-bible-verses-sex-partners/

This group - er, uh foursome - gives wider meaning to Love Thy Neighbors.

 

My neighbor's wife used to give me beer whenever I mowed my lawn. Husband moved them away. Broke my heart.

 

The actual depiction of actual swingers always sucks.

 

Swingers, like a lot of people on a nude beach, are not the type I want to see naked.

 

But milf neighbors who put out are great.

 

^^^

 

I got the state right.

 

From what I can guess, a lot of swingers swing because they figure they can't do any worse in a trade.

 

"Hey, honey. Wanna get nailed?"
"We're in aisle 34. Howsabout a cleanup on aisle you?"
"How do you mow your lawn?"

 

I won't make a comment on swingers who consider themselves Christian. That's between them and their god. (in the interest of full disclosure, I'm agnostic/atheist).

But I have seen from time to time people ... presenting themselves, for lack of a better term, as Christian Swingers and I'm thinking "What tenant of Christianity could you possibly cite to promote 'Christian Swingers'?"

I mean, I'm not talking folks who swing on Saturday and go to church on Sunday but these are people who actually quote scripture to justify it

 

Guessing that God will let this pass, for he is a merciful landlord.

 

Yeah, that was difficult.