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Love seat or couch?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 25, 2012.

  1. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    In West Virginia we burn couches.

    In Wisconsin ... ... well .... They love their furniture.

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/man-busted-for-couch-sex-684512


     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 25, 2012
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  2. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    The post-NCAA basketball celebration at Kentucky didn't concern me when folks were burning couches. When they started burning futons ... they went too far.
     
    HejiraHenry, Sep 26, 2012
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  3. Uncle.Ruckus

    Uncle.Ruckus Guest

    That story repeatedly misspelled deer.
     
    Uncle.Ruckus, Sep 26, 2012
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  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    This is weird, but I kinda have to admit it ...

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    ... the couch wants it.

    Look at the way it suggestively has the right cushion down a scosh from the left cushion. Kind of like it's winking? Or trying to show some skin?

    See how dirty its frame is. This couch has dirty hooker knees and it wants everyone to know it. It wants someone inside its padding. So soft and warm, but rough and unyielding too.

    Rugburn on the cock? Well, yes, but no matter. The davenport craves dong. It wants to be re-upholestered with random spunk ... over and over and over again.

    Slut couch.
     
    Bubbler, Sep 26, 2012
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  5. Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!

    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!! Well-Known Member

    Nice.
     
    Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Sep 26, 2012
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