Love me some Kelly Clarkson, but....

Agreed on all points.

Except on Alba in that Paul Walker-Josh Brolin, bikini-heavy movie.

 

I was just glad I had a beer during the halftime show.

 

She looks fine. She just needs a wardrobe consultant with a pulse, and the balls to say, "No, hon. You're not wearing that."

 

Bubble dresses don't flatter a single woman who isn't underweight or slightly anorexic. It was a poor choice of outfit by Clarkson (esp. with that collar, yikes!). It does not mean she's fat. You'd probably think she was hotter than all get out with a great figure if you saw her walking down the street. It's only when she's compared with the generally underweight twigs in the entertainment industry that Clarkson is considered fat.

 

I still think she's hot...

 

Let me clarify my original post:
I don't think Ms. Clarkson is fat by any stretch. I'm in the same boat as slap.

 

And there that is. Took a minute, but I knew we'd see it.

 

What's the matter, Clever? Did I interrupt the boy talk about how a girl who doesn't fit an impossible ideal is therefore fat? I'm so sorry.

 

No, your post was one of several archetypical ones I expected to see on this thread after BBAM's initial comment. Dooley's was one of them as well. Which is why I said "And they're off...." The above exchange was merely what I was expecting.

 

Cheese cracker...

 

Whoa, whooooa. Let's keep this one civil now.

 

Like a feed bag.